Let's get one thing straight right here and now:  we don't like Righteous Ron.  He stumbled into our web site two years ago and we gave him a job.  Now we're stuck with him since we can't fire him or he'll sue for religious discrimination.

Like it wasn't bad enough that he's been sticking his two cents into our Ask PizzleWig columns, when he heard of the upcoming Comics section, he immediately began work on his own horrible comic that continues in the fine Christian tradition of forcing your opinions on everyone you possibly can.  The one thing that can be said about them is that his horrendous artwork and even worse content make them a perfect fit for our site.

Mandatory "Cast of Characters" Like You Really Give a Rat's Ass

Do-Gooder Jerk

It's not always this silly looking goof, but every one of Ron's comics features some "holier than thou" nutjob who just can't get enough of telling everyone how they should act and think.  We think it's supposed to be a lesson about the right way to live, as long as you define "the right way" as "blind acceptance of what you're told."

Horrible, Evil Sinner

Again, not always this guy, but the comics invariably feature a person who is behaving in some sort of terrible way and who obviously needs immediate help.  This "help" comes from the Do-Gooder Jerk, naturally.  Typically, it's a bad idea for the Sinner to disobey the instructions they're given.

God

The omnipotent deity of the Christian religion plays a crucial role in the comic, sitting back and pulling the strings to make everyone else jump through hoops for his amusement.  We also understand he makes one hell of a green bean casserole.

Looks like fun, right?  Wrong.  But again, we're legally bound to show this crap, and if these comics have taught us anything, it's to more carefully screen who we let on staff.  Enjoy!