Kooky Kannibal is the brainchild (obviously using that term quite loosely) of Danimal the Ultimate Male.  He created it one night during a beer fueled marathon of playing old Nintendo games and eating rancid chinese food.

Originally slated to be on the site since it first went online, a massive protest--mostly in the form of people reminding Danimal that he's neither artistic nor funny--kept the groundbreaking and potentially globally acclaimed story of Kooky from ever seeing the light of day.  But a brief mention in another article started quite a clamor in the internet community.  While most of this clamoring came by way of death threats and compromising photos of young men and their house pets, the message was clear:  the public wanted Kooky Kannibal and they wanted him now.

Kooky Kannibal

Of course, it would be hard to justify calling a comic "Kooky Kannibal" without there being at least some reference to someone by that name.  Kooky Kannibal is a tribal African native living in modern, 21st century America.  Of course, though he has a job and enjoys the occasional football game, he also has the slight tendency to eat other people.

Crotchrot Camilla

Kooky's main squeeze and occasional-to-almost-non-stop-prostitute.  Camilla loves Kooky and would do anything to please him, if only once in a while he noticed her almost impossibly large breasts.  She almost seems jealous that he loves other people (who are served to him on a plate) more than her.

Mean Ol' Mr. Fiddlesticks

Mr. Fiddlesticks is the frumpy, grumpy next door neighbor who is violently opposed to Kooky and Camilla's wanton interracial relationship.  Since Danimal is not known for his drawing ability, it can be expected that he'll probably look different in just about every comic.