Ripped straight from the pages of Lowlife Magazine comes
an American classic. Very few remember this comic strip, as it was
published in a magazine seen solely in dentists' offices across the nation
and read by almost no one.
As an attempt to help you feel nostalgic and give you a few lessons
about the correct way to live in life, we purchased the rights to "Goofball
and Galahad" and intend to run them as often as we feel inclined to actually
scan them, which will probably be close to never.
Mandatory "Cast of Characters" Like You Really Give
a Rat's Ass
Galahad
One of a pair of identical twin brothers, Galahad devotes all his time
to helping, being courteous, and exercising his incredible set of manners.
Much can be learned by patterning your behavior after this one, such as
how to get the crap kicked out of you by everyone you ever meet.
Goofball
Goofball is the "bad seed" of the family. By observing his behavior
you can always see the worst possible way to live your life.
Don't do anything he does! Remember, inconsiderate oafs are not the
ideal role model and should be avoided at all costs.
Life lessons abound in these fun comics from our youth that we all remember
vividly, provided we spent most of our youth sitting in a dentist's waiting
room with absolutely nothing better to do than read some lame magazine.
