WHAT BE UP, HOT MONEY FAN CLUB AND GRANDMA??? I been SUPA DUPA
BUZY theze last few weekz SELLIN OUT O MY HOT NEW JAM "WOOFAZ, TWEETAZ,
SCOOTAZ, SKEEZAZ"!!! People be lovin da HOT NEW BEATZ on da HIT SINGLE
"Bouncin on DA BOOTY TRAMPOLEEN"!!! Y'all prolly be heardin it on
DA RADIO, BUT DA FAGGOT STATION DAT PLAY DAT HILLERY DEFF SHIT, WORD!!!
No matta, letz see what DA OTHA LOZAZ OUT THERE be puttin out IN DA RECENTATIOUS
TIMEZ, DAWG!!!
Indigo Girls, "All That We Let In"
Yo, all that they be lettin in be a DILLDOUGH O TWO!!! Cuz they
be KYKEZ!!! O be that DYKEZ??? No matta, afta they be meetin
MY SEXY ASS, they also be lettin in DA HOT MONEY SUMP PUMP!!! Dat
be pretty cool, BUSTA!!!
Jonatha Brooke, "Back in the Circus"
LOOK OUT!!! Sumthin dun excaped and need ta be brought BACK TA
DA CIRKUZ!!! And it be this UGLY BITCH WHO CANT BE SINGIN TA SAVE
HER LIFE!!! And I eva see this BITCH, she be NEEDIN TA SAVE HER LIFE,
FO SHO!!!
J.C. Chasez, "Schizophrenic"
Yo, they should be callin this mug "SHITZOFAGGOT" instead, HAMTON!!!
Cuz this dood couldnt be MO O A FAGGOT cept fo maybe when he wuz do am
fo iz be in dat group DA BACKALLEY BUNGHOLEZ o whateva they NAME WUZ, I
DONT KNOW!!! Look out, he be turned around like day cuz he be wantin
y'all ta HIT HIZ MANHOLE FRUM DA BAKK!!! Dont fall fo this trikk,
ITZ NO FUN!!! Not dat I know, DAT SHIT IN CAMP NEVA HAPPENED, GOT
IT???
Rick Springfield, "Shock Denial Anger Acceptance"
DA FUKK??? Hey RICK SEINFELD, this aint be 1995 and aint no one
wantin ta hear about no JAMIEZ GIRL, so go bakk ta dat CAVE y'all been
hidin out in fo da last FIFTY YEARZ and wait fo V1H ta do I BE LUVVIN DAT
80'Z SHIT PART NINE BILLION so y'all can PUT IN AN APPEARALATION!!! Maybe
y'all can be sayin "YEAH, I REALLY LUVED DAT SHOW WIT RIKKY RORKER CALLED
SILVA STROKEZ!!! Oh yeah, DUZ ANYONE KNOW WHO I IZ"??? Den
da whole world be sayin NO, DAWG!!!
Cummin around da HOME TURN it be...
DJ Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's FUNKY HOT SUPAFLY
FLASHBACK HIT FAVORITE, YO!
Murray Head, "Greatest Hits"
This dood be DA MAN!!! I mean, I be DA MAN, but he be like DA
SECOND IN COMMAND MAN o sum SHIT LIKE DAT, PEACE!!! And this CD be
havin ALL HIZ NUMBA ONE SONGZ ALL IN ONE CD, GABBY!!! Put this CD
on and lissen ta da HOT RHYMEZ HE BE LAYIN DOWN on dat NUMBA ONE HIT "ONE
NIGHT BANGIN KOK" and y'all be seein WHAT I MEAN!!! Plus, y'all can
put dat on and say "Hey LATOOSHA, speakin o BANGIN KOK, how about y'all
GIVE ME A LITTLE MURRAY HEAD"??? And she be like "MRRRRRMMMRRRRMMMRRMMPHHHMMRR"!!!
Cuz she already be DOIN IT, GET IT, G???
Cee-Lo, "Cee-Lo Green Is the Soul Machine"
WHAT DA FUKK BE THIS MUTHAFAGGOT??? Be lookin like dat dood frum
DIFFRINT STRIKEZ dat da little kid alwayz be sayin "DA FUKK DID YOU SAY,
WILLIS"??? Rememba dat guy??? Then he went out and became a
CROOK AND PIKKED UP A HOOKA DAT BE PAKKIN A PISTOL, but I aint talkin about
a GAT, FUKKAZ!!! Now suddenly he be DA MECHANICAL SOLE??? Stop
tryin ta be ME AND GO BAKK TA BEIN A FAGGOT, FAGGOT!!!
Hootie & the Blowfish, "The Best of Hootie & the Blowfish"
CAREFUL, HOMIEZ, this BLANK CD be havin SONGZ ON IT!!! Well, it
be havin SUMTHIN, but it SHO AINT SONGZ, FO SHO!!! They be all theze
WHINY HOMO SQUEALZ about holdin handz and OTHA SHIT!!! Also, it be
havin a MISPRINT ON DA COVA!!! I think it be meantin ta say "GREATEST
HITZ, MUNDAY - TOOZDAY" since DATZ ALL THEY WUZ AROUND!!! It do be
havin a NEW SONG ON IT THOUGH, it be a good one, called "WE BE FINALLY
LEARNIN A SECOND GUITAR CORD, FAGGOTZ"!!! Yes, YET ANUTHA HOT MONEY
FUNNY, STRAIGHT UP!!!
Jessica Simpson, "In This Skin"
"...WUZ DA HOT MONEY LOVE ROKKET"!!! Datz right, GIRLY GIRL, y'all
just keep tellin dat FAGGOT NATT LASSO frum 99 BALLOONZ o whateva DAT FAGGOTZ
NAME BE dat y'all wuz a VIRGIN, but we be both knowin all too well da night
of BOOTY BOOGIE WE BE SHARIN, AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH!!!
Tesla, "Into the Now"
Didnt theze MUTHAFUKKAZ DIE in sum kinda BOAT AXIDENT O SUMTHIN???
Yet anutha trikk STOLEN FRUM DA BRUTHAZ, puttin out CDZ EVEN AFTA Y'ALL
BE DEAD!!! Cant y'all KRAKKA HONKEY WHITEEZ cum up wit NUTHIN ON
YO OWN???
And now a SNEEKY PEEK fo next WEEKY WEEK:
Cassidy, "Split Personality"
Yo, NOW WE TALKKIN!!! I alwayz BE DIGGIN DAT CASSIRDY SONG "I
BE THINKIN I LUV Y'ALL, BITCH, BUT WHY BE I SO SCARED"??? I know
why y'all be so scared, CUZ JAMEEFERIA BE HAVIN HERPEEZ, DAWG!!!
But dat just be a joke, I cant wait ta get THIS DOODZ STUFF, I been wunderin
what he be up to since DA BARDY BUNCH, PEACE!!!
And so, WE CAN CONCLUDERATE dat NUTHIN BE WORTH BUYIN unless it cumz
frum HOT MONEY SUPA SOUL RIOCOSHAY RECORDZ!!! Yo, we dont really
put out RECORDZ though, JUST CDZ!!! Only FAGGOTZ STILL BE UZIN RECORDZ!!!
No wait a minute, DAWG, I be uzin recordz on my SUPA HOT DJ EQUIPMENT!!!
OK, FRUM NOW ON WE BE MAKIN RECORDZ TOO!!!
- DJ HOT MONEY OUT!
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Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's website. He's
assured us that it's "supa fine like Boone's Farm wine."
