Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, YO HOMIEZ AND HUNNIEZ AND FAGGOT KYKEZ!!!
What wit VALANTINOZ DAY just around DA KORNER, I be gettin all kindz o
REQUESTZ fo what be DA MOST ROMANTIC NEW CD TA BE BUYIN FO YO SPESHAL SKANK!!!
Personalizationally, I be buyin da one called "GET YO HO AZZ OUT DA DO,
BITCH"!!! But maybe y'all be likin ta be TRYIN SUMTHIN DIFFRINT LIKE,
PEACE!!!
A. Ray Fuller, "The Weeper"
HEY BITCH, DONT BE FEERIN DA REEPA!!! But y'all should be FEERIN
THIS CD!!! I rememba this guy when he be do am dun doin dat STANDIN
COMEDY ACT, DAWG!!! He be all like "Y'all can be callin my azz A
o y'all can be callin my azz RAY, but be callin me JENSEN AND DA GATZ CUMMIN
OUT, FAGGOTZ"!!! Dat wuz sum FUNNY AZZ SHIT!!! I be guessin
dat this CD be anutha JOKE cuz aint no way anyone could be LIKIN THIS PUSSY
SHIT, PHANTOM!!!
The Crystal Method, "Legion of Boom"
Awwwww, here we be GOIN AGAIN, KORKY!!! Anutha in da ENDLESS STREAM
o PLAYA HATIN HOT MONEY WANABEZ!!! Theze BITHCEZ aint be gottin my
FLARE AND BEATZ AND STYLE AND COOKIEZ THOUGH!!! PASS ON THIS ONE,
FO SHO!!!
Dizzee Rascal, "Boy in da Corner"
And look at whut we be gottin here, DETECTIVE McSANDWICH!!! This
dood be STEALIN MY BITZ by even copyin MY PERFEC INGLASH!!! FUKK
THIS FAGGOT AND HIZ FAGGOT AZZ!!! ALSO, HE BE A FAGGOT!!!
Amel Larrieux, "Bravebird"
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHNIZZLE DIZZLE DOZZLE FOZZLE, GARBOZZLE!!!
This bitch be lookin PRETTY HOT!!! But what be wit dat NAME???
LERREAUICXUA??? How da FUKK do y'all be PRONUNCIATIN DAT SHIT, WORD???
Why not stikk ta SIMPLE AMERIKKAN NAMEZ LIKE QUANTAFFA??? I guess
I just be haffin ta HIT IT FRUM DA BAKK AND SET DA BITCH STRAIGHT, PEACE!!!
Kikkin da WINNIN FREE GOAL, it be...
DJ Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's FUNKY HOT SUPAFLY
FLASHBACK HIT FAVORITE, YO!
William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy, "Spaced Out (the Best Of)"
Most people only be knowin theze two from they SUPA FINE TV SHOW "SPACE
TRIKK", but they also be HOT ROKKIN PLAYAZ IN DA BOOTY BITCH SCENE!!!
Y'all needz ta be gettin this one FO SHO so y'all can be JAMMIN IT IN YO
G-DAWG PIMP RIDE HONDA CIVVIK O CHEVY CARVALEER!!! Then y'all pull
up next ta sum BOOTYTASTIK BITCH and say "Yo, KAMTOOSHA, y'all wantz ta
BEEM ME UP... YO BOOTY"??? And they be like "FO SHO, HOT MONEY"!!!
Hot love tipz FOR DA BALLATINEZ HOLIDAYZ, STRAIGHT UP!!!
Lorrie Morgan, "Show Me How"
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah, LORRA, I be showin y'all
how TA GET DA FUKK OUT AFTA I BE TAKKLIN DA BOOTY MONSTA!!!
Sister Hazel, "Live Live"
SHOULDA BEEN CALLED "SHIT SHIT"!!! O maybe "FAGGOTZ FAGGOTZ" becuz
DAT WHAT THEZE DOODZ BE, YO!!! Theze doodz be all like "BOO HOO,
WE BE PUSSYZ AND WE CANT GET A BITCH CUZ WE WHINE AND CRY LIKE FAGGOTZ
TWENTY FO TEN"!!!
Mindy Smith, "One Moment More"
Sorry BITCH, no mo MOMENTZ FO YO AZZ, da HOT MOENY SOUL EXPLOZIUN can
be CONTAINED, DAWG!!! Well, OK, BEND IT OVA, BITCH!!!
Twista, "Kamikaze"
And of courze, DA WEEK wouldnt be COMPLETE without anutha HOT MONEY
FAGGOT IMPERSUNATIONA!!! This dood be tryin so hard they had ta PUT
HIM IN A STRAIGHT SWEATA, PEACE!!! Datz probly da FIRST TIME this
CAT BE ANYWHERE NEAR SUMTHIN STRAIGHT!!! CUZ HEZ A FAGGOT, PORTMAN!!!
And now a SNEEKY PEEK fo next WEEKY WEEK:
Harry Connick Jr., "Only You"
And when he be sayin ONLY Y'ALL he be meanin ONLY Y'ALL cuz there be
only ONE PERSON TA BUY THIS!!! HIZ MUTHA, SNOOPY!!! And datz
cuz she SO FAT dat when she sitz around da house, SHEZ A FAT BITCH!!!
TA MAKE DA CONKLUZATION, FUKK EVERYTHIN IN DA STOREZ, WORD!!!
Git my new CD "DA LOVINZ OVA BITCH, MAKE ME SUM GRITZ"!!! It be available
frum MOST MAJA RECORD STOZ but mostly FRUM MY BAZEMENT!!!
- DJ HOT MONEY OUT!
Be sure to check out DJ
Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's website. He's
assured us that it's "supa fine like Boone's Farm wine."
