WORD UP, MUTHAFAGGOTZ!!!  Da HOT MONEY SOUL TAXI wuz doin hiz SUPA SPECTACULA HOLLOWEENIE SPECIAL a cupple weekz ago, AND DAT SHIT WUZ BE BEIN TIGHT AZ A FUNK WORM, STRAIGHT UP!!!  I be playin all da CLASSIC HOLLOWEENIE SONGZ like "HOKEY POKEY" and "MONSTA MASH (2001 REMIX)" and "BOOTIE O BRIDE O FRANKENSTERN" which be a HOT MONEY EXCLUSIVATION!!!  Dat be A GOOD TIME DOWN AT DA GOLDEN PORCH RETIAMENT PARLOR, FO SHO!!!  But az alwayz it be do am dun time fo GETTIN BACK TA WORK FO Y'ALL SILLY SAILAZ!!!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww SHMIZZLY MY GRIZZLY, FIZZLY!!!  Everyone be knowin da TWO THINGZ DOLLY PARTISON BE BEST KNOWN FO:  her voice and songwritin ability!!!  And it be SHOWN OFF on this CD which be a bunch o NOBODIEZ remakin all her songz becuz when they be askin ta do "PUNTIN DA BOOTY UPFIELD-DA HOT MONEY TRIBUTE" I be pulling da GAT, YO!!!

Look here, CLAY ACRE, y'all ought ta be callin this mug "LET ME MEASURE YO MANHOOD" cuz y'all iz DA BIGGEST FAGGOTBISCUIT I HAZ EVA SEEN!!!

Datz right, TIGHT BITCH, I be givin yo BOOTY PLENTY O COVERAGE!!!  But I probably also give da rest o y'all a little atttention too TA PASS DA TIME!!!  This CD be sukkin though, DA COVAZ SO CLOSE dat y'all cant be seein DA TOTAL PACKAGE!!!  What if she really be a BIG FAT MONSTA, PAN PIZZA???  I probably still TAP IT ANYWAY!!!

AIGHT, G, this here be DA BIGGEST RIPOFF O DA CENTURY!!!  We needz ta call in MAYA MCCHEEZE TA ARREST THEZE DOODZ!!!  It be called "BUTTNEKKID BITHCEZ DOIN EVERYTHIN AND EVERYONE" yet it dont be about one single BUTTNEKKID BITCH!!!  Instead it be a bunch of FAGGOTY GAY FAGGOTZ just singin a bunch o SHITTY SHIT, WORD!!!

Cummin off da BENCH, here be...

Sho, everyone be rememberin THEY SUPA HIT "RAPPAZ PARADIZE," but how many rememba THIS ONE, SNOOPY???  EVEN MO MUTHAFUKKAZ, DATZ WHO!!!  It wuz a supa BEATZ EXPLOZION featurin da BEST RAP SONG SINCE MY FIRST SONG, "KICK A RHYME WIT DOCKTA SEUSS"!!!  Aint nobody be knowin who DA FUKK DOCKTA SUESS be, but I be pretty sho dat hez dat dood frum "MESH" dat TV show about da DOCKTAZ IN DA CIVIL WAR!!!  A DEFINATE MUST HAVE CD, PEACE!!!

This DOOD BE A FAGGOT!!!  Who da fukk be sayin dat they "IN LUV" unlezz it be ta get in DA BOOTY BITCHEZ PANTZ, CLAM CHOWDA???  Also, shouldnt this dood be BAKK ON DA SET o hiz TV SHOW NOBUDDY BE WATCHIN "CIA" o "CST" o "ICU" o whuteva DA FUKK DAT SHIT BE CALLED???

Yo, I be knowin ALL ABOUT THIS ONE!!!  One time FAREEFRA be givin DA HOT MONEY LOVE ROCKET a cupple of STROKES and then afta dat everytime I be TAKIN A PEE it sho be feelin like DA ROOM WUZ ON FIRE, DAWG!!!

Hey now, when did RYAN AMADZ decide ta put out ANUTHA CD???  Last I be heardin he did dat song "THIS SUMMER LETZ DO 69" and "I BE CUTTIN Y'ALL WIT MY KNIFE, BITCH"!!!  Dat wuz a LONG TIME AGO THOUGH, like at least THREE MONTHZ O MO, HARRY!!!  He shoulda STAYED OUTTA SIGHT cuz this only be remindin people dat HE SUKKZ, FO SHO!!!

Awwwwwwwwwwwww, da HOTTEST DJ/RAPPA O DA OLD MILLENIUM be knowin ALL ABOUT BITCHEZ who be in da AFTAGLOW and be makin DAT FACE!!!  They musta taken dat picta right afta I BE WUZ DUN BOUNCIN ON DA BOOTY TRAMPOLEEN, WORD!!!  Too bad da CD be nuthin but A CORNHOLE FAGGOT MARCH!!!

And now a SNEEKY PEEK fo next WEEKY WEEK:

Straight up, CRAKKA BITCH, y'all be gottin TWO MISTAKEZ ON YO CD!!!  Da front gotz da wordz mixed up and should be sayin "TRY THIS PINK" which be what this booty bitch alwayz be sayin ta me and EVERYONE ELSE!!!  And on da back there be a song named "GOD BE A DJ" when it should say "DA DJ HOT MONEY BE PRETTY GOOD"!!!  Get it right o no mo BOOTY LUVIN FO Y'ALL, HO!!!

Not much good CUMMIN OUT THIS WEEK and not much TA LOOK FORWARD TO, but at least y'all can be THANKIN ME fo tellin y'all whatz good, WHICH BE NUTHIN!!!  PEACE!!!

- DJ HOT MONEY OUT!

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