Yo-diggety, yo-diggety, YO HOMIEZ, HUNNIEZ AND FAGGOTZ!!! Az iz
my uzual stylication, DA HOT MONEY DREAM TAXI be back ta tell y'all MUTHAFUKKAZ
what CDZ ta be buyin fo yo GIRLY GIRLZ fo dat SPECIAL OCCAZION... LIKE
WHEN Y'ALL BE WANTIN TA HIT IT FROM DA BAKK, AWWWWWWWWW YEAH!!!
Hilary Duff, "Metamorphosis"
SNAP!!! This bitch be SUPA FAT BOOTY TASTY!!! HILARY FUDD
be dat BITCH from dat TV SHOW "LIZZY BORDEN" dat all da kidz be watchin
when they aint DANCIN ON DA CEILIN TA MY SUPA LOVE JAMZ!!! She only
be like FOTEEN but y'all can be bettin dat I still do am fo iz wuz be HITTIN
DAT BOOTY GRAND SLAM, FO SHO!!!
Iron Maiden, "Dance of Death"
This should haz been called CARRER O DEATH cuz IORN MAIDENFORM aint
be havin NO CAREER NO MO!!! I guess da public just dont be wantin
ta hear about KILLIN THEY MUTHAZ AND SUKKIN DONKEY BLOOD since this aint
DA SIXTIEZ WHEN THEY WUZ FIRST POPLAR, GREEN GIANT!!!
My Morning Jacket, "It Still Moves"
This CD be clearly named afta DA HOT MONEY LUV ROKKET, cuz even afta
like FIFTY HOURZ OF HITTIN IT FRUM DA BAKK the hunniez be like "LOOK, GUAREEPA,
IT STILL BE MOVIN, WE BETTA BEND OVA"!!! Da CD sukkz though, unless
y'all iz a GAY ASS FAGGOT LIKE CAPTIN KANGAROO AND SHIT, DAWG!!!
Seal, "IV"
Yo JULIET, it be lookin like SEEL be namin this CD "FO" fo da numba
o CDZ HEZ SOLD IN HIZ WHOLE LIFE!!! Maybe afta makin all dat CHEEZE
he could be like paying ta FIX DAT BIG SCAR ON HIZ FACE AND SHIT!!!
O at least learnin how ta sing and write songz dat aint like "I BE WANTIN
Y'ALL BACK, I BE SUCH A FAGGOTTY WHINER FAGGOT, BOO HOO MUTHAFUKKAZ"!!!
This be a LESSON IN FAGOLOGY, STRAIGHT UP!!!
Pimp ridin on DA BAKKSTREETZ, here be...
DJ Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's FUNKY HOT SUPAFLY
FLASHBACK HIT FAVORITE, YO!
Sheena Easton, "Sheena Easton"
Word up, THIS SHIT BE DA SHIT AND SHIT, DROOPY!!! Sheila Eatsum
be puttin this out WAY BACK IN DA MID 90'Z but it STILL BE DA MODERN CLASSIC
O DA DECADE!!! It be featurin dat song "MY PIMP BE ON DA TRAIN SO
I BETTA GET DA FUKK OUTTA HERE" o whateva which iz naturally a ripoff o
my classic "BITCH, GET YO AZZ ON DA NUMBA FO BUS BEFO I BE BUSTIN OUT DA
GAT" frum my SUPA SELLIN CD "KNOKKIN AROUND SUM BITCHEZ"!!! Still,
SHEILA be pretty hot so DAT MAKEZ UP FO IT!!! Also, I HIT IT FRUM
DA BAKK WIT HER, so we can let BYGONEZ GO BYE, DAWG!!!
Erykah Badu, "Worldwide Underground"
They should be callin this CD "ERICKA BADHAIR", YO!!! No really,
dat bitch be sportin a SUPA FINE AFRO dat make DA HOT MONEY STIR IN DA
PANTZ!!! When I be dun wit her, HER UNDAGROUND BE WORLDWIDE!!!
Dat meanz I be STRETCHIN HER OUT fo all y'all CRAKKA HONKIEZ who dont be
undastandin ENNGLECH, WORD!!!
Limp Bizkit, "Results May Vary"
"...but oddz are Y'ALL BE THROWIN THIS SHIT OUT DA WINDOW"!!!
Meat Loaf, "Couldn't Have Said it Better"
Sho y'all could have, MEAT LEAF, y'all could have been sayin NUTHIN
AT ALL!!! Gotz ta give da PUBLIC WHAT THEY BE WANTIN, PEACE!!!
I thought this dood be dead afta doin dat song "I DO ANYTHING FO YOU BITCH,
BUT FUKK DOIN DAT SHIT"!!! But here he be wit anutha CD o FAGGOT
STREAMZ!!! Stear cleer unless yo name be FAGGOT QUEERGAYHOMO!!!
And now a SNEAKY PEEK for next WEEKY WEEK:
Ludacris, "Chicken and Beer"
Could this shit be any mo ovvius a ripoff o my CD "GIMME DAT DRUMSTIKK
AND ILL GRAB YO BRESTZ"??? And how cum DA MAN gotz to be namin da
CD afta FRIED CHIKKEN AND BEER, GATZBY??? Alwayz wit da RACIST HATE
SPEECH like da KYKE WAP CHINKZ they be, WORD!!!
Well CURLY FRIEZ, if y'all be wantin ta buy anything this TIME AROUND
DA SUPAMARKET, get dat HOT BITCH HITLERY DURF CD and tell yo bitch ta start
LOOKIN HOT LIKE SHE DUZ!!! Da bitchez be LUVIN DA SWEET TALK LIKE
DAT, YO!!! Othawize save yo G'Z and wait fo my next release, DUE
OUT BY DA END O NEXT MONTH O YEAR!!! PEACE!!!
- DJ HOT MONEY OUT!
Be sure to check out DJ
Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's website. He's
assured us that it's "supa fine like Boone's Farm wine."
