Word up, G DAWGZ!!! Az uzual, da HOTTEST DJ/RAPPA O DA OLD
MILLENIUM be back ta GUIDE Y'ALL through da LABRYDOR dat be BUYIN NEW CDZ!!!
Every day I be gettin sum letta lettin me know dat MY HELP BE HELPFUL,
STRAIGHT UP!!! Most people be goin in ta buy sum CHIRSTINA ALIGATA
CD but then they be rememberin dat I be do am fo tellin them ta get HILARY
FUDD INSTEAD!!! They be thankinful FO DAT PEACE O ADVISEACATION,
YO!!!
Steve Windwood, "About Time"
YEAH WORD ON TA DAT, it be ABOUT TIME we be BURYIN YO ASS, STEVE WHIRLWIND!!!
Aint y'all been DEAD FO TWENTY YEARZ???
Monica, "After the Storm"
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww YEAH, MORNIKKA, y'all must be meainin AFTA DA
HOT MONEY LUV INVAZION STORM, DAWG!!! Dat be leavin ALL DAT BOOTY
BITCHEZ STANDIN THERE WAITIN FO MO!!! Call me, GIRLY GIRL, dat HOT
MONEY STILL DELIVAZ DA BOOTY LUVIN and also da DOMINOZ PIZZAZ ta make sum
EXTRA Gz ON DA SIDE!!!
Michelle Branch, "Hotel Paper"
Look at THIS BOOTY BITCH!!! She be havin dat FACE on her like
"I BE WANTIN SUMBODY TA HIT IT FRUM DA BAKK"!!! I guess it be my
SOLEMM DOOTY TA COMPLYACATE AND SHIT, PEACE!!! Da songz "BE LUVIN
ME LIKE DAT SHIT" and "EMPTY HANDEDZ" must be about DA HOT MONEY LOVE BALLOON,
but when I be LUVIN Y'ALL, y'all aint gonna be EMPTY HARNDED, DATZ FO SHO!!!
Liz Phair, "Liz Phair"
Awwwwwwwww, tell me y'all dont want to be DAT GITARR RIGHT ABOUT NOW,
MELONHEAD!!! Well unless y'all be FAGGOT SOUL HOMOZ in which case
y'all probly aint READIN THIS SHIT ANYWAY, UNLESS Y'ALL IZ A FAGGOT!!!
I didnt even lissen ta this ta know it be FIFTY OUT O THIRTY, DAWG!!!
Three SUPA FLY FAT BOOTYZ IN A ROW, y'all be KNOWIN DA NEXT ONE BE SUPA
FINE TOO, WORD!!!
Willie Nelson, "Live and Kickin'"
SHIT, MUTHAFUKKAZ!!! What da FUKK be goin on HERE??? Aint
this dood been like in PRIZON fo EIGHTY FIVE YEARZ AND SHIT??? I
rememba becuz hiz last song "BITCH, DONT BE LETTIN YO KIDZ BECUM NO FAGGOTZ
O I BE WHIPPIN YO SKINNY AZZ" wuz uzed az a sample fo my SUPA MEGA HIT
"BUSTIN CAPZ RAPZ AND FLAPZ"!!! It still be da NUMBA ONE SELLA, KLINGA!!!
Pissin on yo stepz, it be...
DJ Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's FUNKY HOT SUPAFLY
FLASHBACK HIT FAVORITE, YO!
Tone Loc, "Loc-ed After Dark"
Everybuddy and they GRANDMUTHA be ownin THIS MASTAPIECE, DAWG!!!
And dat all be due to da SUPA HOT NUCLEAR SINGLE "CHEEBA-CHEEBA" which
be about DRINKIN A FOTY and then DOIN DA WILD THING, which be callin DA
JUNGLE DANCE FAGGOT STRIKE!!! Dat wuz so dat no one be knowin he
be talkin about HITTIN IT FRUM DA BAKK!!! A genius at least THREE
MILLION YEARZ AHEAD OF HIZ TIME!!!
ohGr, "Sunnypsyop"
Aint ONE FUKKIN THING about this SHIT dat be makin DA SLIGHTEST BIT
O SENSE, FROYD!!! Da titlez be like "JaKo" "iOvNow" "EnDai" "lkjhLKHl;kHioyKJhKJh"
and "UnNsdksOIjLKNKD" o SUM SHIT and da muzic all be like "FUKK DRACULA
AND SUKK BLOOD AND KISS ME AND I WISH I COULD FIND A TRANZSEXTITE" and
SHIT LIKE DAT!!! Hang on a second, THEZE BE FAGGOT HOMO FAGGOT HUMPAZ!!!
OK, now it all be makin sense!!!
Macy Gray, "The Trouble with Being Myself"
..."Be dat I SUKK FAGGOT ASS AND SHIT"!!!
Brooks & Dunn, "Red Dirt Road"
Dat be remindin me o a joke, MUTHAFUKKAZ!!! When da DIRT ROAD
BE RED, RUN DOWN DA CHOCLAT RIVA!!! AWWWWWWWW YEAH, dont le me catch
y'all FAGGOT KYKE WAP SPICZ takin dat now!!! Herez anutha joke...
SUMONEZ GOIN TA BUY THIS CD!!! See, datz funny cuz NO ONE IZ, GOOBER!!!
And now a SNEEKY PEAK fo next WEEKY WEEK:
Kiss, "Symphony: Alive IV"
Yo, it be lookin like KITT be tryin so hard ta cova up da fact dat they
be NINETY YEAR OLD FAGGOT MUNCHAZ dat they be bringin sum FAGGOT VIOLIN
PLAYAZ ta cova up they HORRIBLE MUZIC!!! DOEZNT WORK, AND Y'ALL STILL
BE FAGGOTZ, HISS!!!
Not too much GOOD SHIT THIS WEEK, but I be gottin ta go so I can be
am fo do am be bein SNIFFIN DAT LEZ PHARRZ GYTTAR ON DA DOUBLE LIKE QUICK
SLAM SAM!!! Lata, FAGGOTZ!!!
- DJ HOT MONEY OUT!
Be sure to check out DJ
Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's website. He's
assured us that it's "supa fine like Boone's Farm wine."
