Word up, MUTHAFUKKAZ!!! Y'all be KNOWIN dat there be NUMEROUS
QUANTITUDEZ o new CDZ hittin da stoz and y'all be wantin ta know WHICH ONEZ
TA BUY SO Y'ALL CAN START BE DOIN DA NEW DANCE CRAZEZ!!! Well da
answa be NONE O THEM, POLECAT!!! They all be SHITTY FAGGOT SHIT AND
SHIT but I be KNOWIN dat y'all dont be BELIEVACATIN ME, so letz be GOIN
THROUGH DA LIST, PEACE!!!
John Eddie, "Who the Hell is John Eddie?"
Dat be da QUESTION O DA HOUR, FARMHAND!!! Nobody knows y'all,
and NOBODY BE CARIN!!!
"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Poodle Hat"
Da fukk be GOIN ON HERE, WORD??? This dood be all like RAPPIN
AND BUSTIN OUT FLY ASS GROOVEZ and then suddenly he be like EVERYBODY DO
DA POOKA ON DA ACCORDIAM!!! I dont be gettin this FAGGOT SHIT AT
ALL, but there be a FLY ASS GIRLY GIRL on da cova, so dat be givin this
mug a TEN OUT O TEN, SCOOBY!!!
Ricky Martin, "Almas Del Silencio"
Here be a quick MEXICANIAN LESSON fo y'all CRAKKA WHITIEZ who dont be
BYE-LANGUAL like I be: "Elmos Del Sorlencio" be mexicanian fo "SUPA
FAGGOT BUTT HOMO STRIKEZ BAKK"!!!
Helloween, "Rabbit Don't Come Easy"
Know what else DONT BE CUMMIN EAZY, HARLLOQUEEN??? SELLIN A FUKKIN
CD!!! Anutha HOT MONEY LAUGH RIOT JOKE FO Y'ALL MUTHA FUKKIN FAGGOTZ!!!
Jumpin through DA SKYLIGHT it be...
DJ Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's FUNKY HOT SUPAFLY
FLASHBACK HIT FAVORITE, YO!
Young MC, "Stone Cold Rhymin"
Awwwwwww, this be YOUNG MC befo he went turnin inta OLD MC and no one
CARED NO MO, YO!!! This shit be havin dat MEGA UNIVERSAL HIT "BUST
YO MOVE, BITCH"!!! It be about da SUPA BOOTY BITCHEZ shakin they
FLY ASS FAT BOOTIEZ in yo FACE FO DA JIGGULATIN PLEASHA!!! It be
do am iz wuz too bad when dat YOUNG MC be forced ta be on dat show "DA
FAG PRINCE OF BELARUS"!!! Da end o HIZ CAREER, PEANUTZ!!!
Staind, "14 Shades of Gray"
This should o been called "TEN BILLION SHADEZ OF SHIT, DAWG"!!!
Every song be like "OH BOO HOO, I be so FUKKIN DEPRESSED and now I be thinkin
about do am takin MY OWN LIFE CUZ I IZ SO SAD"!!! Maybe they be sad
becuz no matta what they do they still sell TWENTY GOOBAZILLION LESS COPIEZ
than my first BASEMENT JAM "OUT O DA FRYIN COOKA AND INTA DA BOOTY"!!!
Still NUMBA TWO ON DA CHARTZ, PEACE!!!
Lillix, "Falling Uphill"
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww YEAH, BAKED BEANZ!!! I can feel
sumthin IN MY PANTZ REGION GOIN UPHILL TOO, WORD!!! Theze bitchez
be like "we so mad and tough and ANGRY AND SHIT"!!! I think they
be needin ta WORK OFF DAT FRUSTRATION IN DA HOT MONEY STEAM ROOM, SHIRLEY!!!
Maybe then they be releasin sumthin dat DONT BE SUKKIN THIS MUCH ASS, YO!!!
I be SUKKIN THEY ASS THOUGH!!!
Led Zeppelin, "How the West Was Won"
Yo, aint theze doodz be DEAD FO LIKE TWENTY YEARZ AND SHIT???
Y'all can tell when y'all be LISSENIN TA THIS TRAGEDATIONAL CD!!!
It sho be soundin like A BUNCH O ZOMBEEZ PLAYIN WIT THEY FACEZ, DAWG!!!
And now a SNEEKY PEEK fo next WEEKY WEEK:
Jewel, "0304"
What da FUKK be happenin ta CHIRSTINA APPLEGUIRA??? She wuz all
hot when she be doin dat SUPA FLY SONG "HIT ME ONE MO TIME LIKE DA BITCH
I BE", but now she be lookin all OLD AND SHIT!!! Itz like she been
goin through da TIME TRANSPOLATIONIZA MACHINATION AND SHIT!!! I still
be HITTIN IT FROM DA BAKK THOUGH!!! How many timez??? OH, THREE
O FO!!!
I tols y'all FAGGOT FUKKAZ dat aint NUTHIN BE WORTH PONTIFULATIN YO
MONEY ON, WORD!!! Next time maybe y'all be LISSNIN TA ME!!!
- DJ HOT MONEY OUT!
Be sure to check out DJ
Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's website. He's
assured us that it's "supa fine like Boone's Farm wine."
