Yo, yo, yo, whatz up, KRUSTY KREMEZ??? Befo we be gettin ta da
NEW REALEASEZ dat y'all MUTHAFUKKAZ BE BUYIN YO MUTHA FO EASTER, I be thinkin
dat we needz t abe clarificatin a couple O RUMAZ IN DA SMOKE!!!
Da WHITE FAGSTAZ
be claimin dat I BE STEALIN THEY BIT!!! Let me set DA TURNTABLE STRAIGHT,
YO!!! Theze catz be younga dan me and they dont even be knowin NUTHIN
by no GRANDMASTA FLESH!!! They just be PLAYA HATIN COPYCATZ dat be
hopin ta ride DA HOT MONEY SURFBOARD O FAME!!! Also, I STOLE ALL
THEY BITCHEZ!!! It be hard ta tell which BITCHEZ BE DA FEMALEZ AROUND
DAT BUNCH!!!
Russell Crowe, "Other Ways of Speaking"
But back ta DA COUNTDOWN SAFARI!!! RUSTY CROWN be puttin out YET
ANUTHA great CD, PEACE!!! It be full o great luv songz like "WHATZ
HER NAME" and "SWALLOW MY GIFT"!!! Awwwwwwwww, thoze be good songz
ta play when y'all be TRYIN TA GET IN DA HONIEZ PANTZ, STRAIGHT UP!!!
Many o y'all may not be KNOWIN THIS, but dat dood be from dat show AMERICAN
GLADIATORZ!!! He wuz TRUBO!!!
Fleetwood Mac, "Say You Will"
Yo, aint that dood FLEETWUB MARK be DEAD O SUMTHIN??? I thought
he be dyin in SUM CAR CRASH but here he be releasin sum NEW SHIT wit sum
FAGGOTY DOODZ sprwaled out on da cova gettin ready ta START HOMO KISSIN!!!
"SAY YOU WILL... BUY DA CD CUZ I BE BROKE, Y'ALL"!!!
Darryl Worley, "Have You Forgotten?"
Naw, G, aint no one FOGOTTAN Y'ALL, cuz aint NO ONE KNEW WHO Y'ALL WUZ
BE BEIN IN DA FIRST PLACE!!!
Kelly Clarkson, "Thankful"
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww YEAH!!! I be thankful when this bitch
be HOPPIN ON DA HOT MONEY TROUZA PANTALONAY!!! This be dat bitch
from dat show AMERICAN BANDSTAND and even though aint NUTHIN GOOD ON DA
CD, she be A SUPA FINE FAT BOOTY!!! Them FUKKAZ at dat show wouldnt
even GIVE ME A FUKKIN AUDITION!!! Alwayz KEEPIN DA BRUTHAZ DOWN!!!
Like a BOLT O THUNDER it be...
DJ Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's FUNKY HOT SUPAFLY
FLASHBACK HIT FAVORITE, YO!
Various Artists, "Breakin 2: Electic Boogaloo Soundtrack"
Aint be a person in AMORICA dat didnt be SEEIN THIS MONSTA SMASH MOVIE!!!
It be starrin DAT BITCH WIT DA SUPA BOOTY!!! I think her name be
DEBBIE PERKINZ o sum shit!!! Then they be makin it a TV show called
"FARM" o sumthin and aint NO ONE WATCHED DAT SHIT, HOT DOG!!! Well
I saw A FEW EPISODEZ!!! This soundtrack be TIGHT, DAWG!!! It
be one NON STOP JAM FRUM START TO FINISH, much like my new HOT CD "FLY
BOOTY (SLAPPIN MY BITCH WIT DA GAT)"!!! Awwwwww, y'all dont be gettin
mo ROMANTIC THAN DAT!!!
Black Label Society, "The Blessed Hellride"
BLAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!! Kill yo MUTHA fuck yo FATHA drink SATANZ
BLOOD!!! This shit be da WORST OF ALL DA HEAVY MERTLE I EVA BE HEARIN!!!
Except fo "DRUNK AND STONED", dat be a pretty good LUV BALLAD, PEACE!!!
Maria McKee, "High Dive"
Yo BITCH I be showin y'all DA MURF DIVE!!! Dat song "WE BE PAIRIN
OFF" be all about how much she wantz a taste o da HOT MONEY LUV POTION!!!
Dont worry BITCH y'all be gettin it as soon as y'all stop SCREECHIN ON
YO CDZ!!! I guess dat be NEVA!!!
Daniel Lanois, "Shine"
FUKK Y'ALL, DANYEL LENORR, y'all aint gonne be callin me no SHINE without
seein da BARREL O DA GAT in DA IMMEDIATE FUTCHA, y'all FAGGOT SPIC LIMEY
DYKE CHINK HOMO!!! Go bac ta FRENCHIA, DAGO!!!
And now a SNEAKY PEEK fo next WEEKY WEEK:
Kelly Price, "Priceless"
Awwwww girl, y'all be mo FLY than dat movie about DA FLY, I think it
be called DA DOOD WHO LOOKED LIKE A BUG!!! Y'all be KNOWIN dat this
shit be TIGHT, but her BOOTY SHO AINT WHEN I BE THROUGH WIT IT!!!
So in conclusion, FUKK DA WHITE
FAGGSTAZ!!!
- DJ HOT MONEY OUT!
Be sure to check out DJ
Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's website. He's
assured us that it's "supa fine like Boone's Farm wine."
