Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, YO FUKKAZ!!! DJ Hot Money
be back wit all new SHIT FO YO APPROVAL!!! Y'all been wonderin what
new CDZ TA BUY fo yo DEAD GRANDMUTHA O SUM SHIT, well sit back and ENJOY
DA ROLLA COASTA, PEACE!!!
Hootie and the Blowfish, "Hootie and the Blowfish"
Word, I be thinkin dat theze dudez be DYIN IN SUM TRAIN WRECK O SUMTHIN!!!
Then I be rememberin dat it do am fo be wuz iz just they CAREER DAT DIED,
YO!!! Anutha DJ HOT MONEY FUNNY!!! Really though, theze catz
been out fo a while cuz they finally been learnin A FOURTH GUITAR CHORD!!!
The CD still be SUKKIN LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN THOUGH!!!
Donnie McClurkin, "Donnie McClurkin... Again"
Yo, this SHIT should have dun been called "DONNE MAJERKIN... A FAG"!!!
This whole CD be nuthin but shit about "I BE LUVIN JEZZRAS" o sum shit
dat DONT BE MAKIN NO SENSE!!! Y'all cant even be doin DA BREAKDANCIN
TA THIS, GRETTA!!!
Ani DiFranco, "Evolve"
Yet anutha NO NAME BITCH be tryin ta put out SUM KIND O CD O SUM SHIT!!!
AND SHE AINT EVEN BE BEIN HOT!!! What a BITCH HO!!! Da song
"SERPENTINE" be pretty good though, since it be about DA HOT MONEY TROUZA
SNAKE, WORD!!!
Deana Carter, "I'm Just a Girl"
Datz right BITCH so go GET DA HOT MONEY A FORTY AND THEN LET ME SMAK
DAT FINE AZZ!!! And stop be puttin out sum FAGGOT COUNTRY SHIT, BITCH!!!
Just off DA PRESSEZ, it be...
DJ Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's FUNKY HOT SUPAFLY
FLASHBACK HIT FAVORITE, YO!
Yoko Ono, "Starpeace"
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww YEAH, this be da CD dat be startin all o dat STAR TRAK
SHIT dat be all da rage wit dat BALD HEADED FAGGOT CAPTAIN JOHN PIKKET
FENCE against dat otha dude HAM SAMBO in da MILLENIUS FULCRUM!!!
Y'all know dat when y'all wuz a kid y'all been seein DAT MAJA MOTION PICTCHA!!!
Well this FLY AZZ GEISHA BITCH be da one dat STARTED IT ALL!!! Itz
good fo MAKKIN ON DA HONIEZ TOO, STRAIGHT UP!!!
Celine Dion, "One Heart"
What da hell this UGLY AZZ BOOTY BITCH be thinkin dat SHE BE TRYIN TA
PROOVE??? Y'all eva be hearin this BITCH TRY TO TALK, BARNABY???
She be all like "I IZ DA GRERTEMST SINGA WIT MY SOOPA TALNT"!!! What
da fukk be dat??? Bitch, learn ta speak ENGLITCH IN THIS COUNTRY!!!
And stop puttin out this BULLSHIT FAGGOT MUZIC, we all know it AINT BE
NUTHIN compared ta my latest SUPA JAM, "PARTY BRIGADE IN DA LUV HOLE"!!!
Linkin Park, "Meteora"
BLAAAARRRR!!! We be all full of RAGE AND ANGA AND OTHA MAD SHIT!!!
But we also be all CUTE AND READY FO DA MTV GENARASHUN!!! BUY OUR
SHIT!!! Yo, I dont really be thinkin they cute, Y'ALL FAGGOT PATROL
HOMO FAGZ!!!
Afro Celts, "Seed"
LOOKEE HERE, JAMBOREE!!! DA MAN haz been decidin ta once again
SMEAR DA NAME O DA BRUTHAZ by puttin out sum NO NAME FAGGOTZ who call themselvez
AFRO KILTZ!!! Why not uze a little mo RACIST HATE SPEECH like da
HOMO DAGO WAP SPIC BASTARDZ Y'ALL BE BEIN, SHIRLEY TEMPLE!!!
And now a SNEAKY PEEK fo next WEEKY WEEK:
Placebo, "Sleeping With Ghosts"
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Be CHEKKIN OUT DAT SHIT, WORD!!!
If y'all be LOOKIN REAL CLOSE LIKE, y'all can almost be makin out SUM SUPA
FINE BOOBIEZ!!! And dat BOOTY could stand A LITTLE THIKKININ, but
it sho aint gonna stop DA HOT MONEY BOOTY EXPRESS frum HITTIN IT FRUM DA
BAKK!!! This CD be a REAL WINNA, PEACE!!!
If y'all be puttin ALL O THEZE CDZ TAGETHA they still wouldnt be WORTH
SPENDIN NO BANK ON, DUDLEY!!! Just save yo money and DOWNLOAD SUM
M3PZ FRUM NASCAR o whateva all y'all be DOIN ON DA INNERNET!!!
- DJ HOT MONEY OUT!
Be sure to check out DJ
Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's website. He's
assured us that it's "supa fine like Boone's Farm wine."
