Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, YO MUTHA FUKKAZ!!! Az y'all probably
don't be knowin cuz y'all aint be up on DA CURRENT EVENTUALITIEZ LIKE I
IZ, CRISMASS be just around DA CORNER!!! Or az they be callin it in
DA NATION OF JEWZLAM in da native language JEWISH, "HAPPY CHAKAKHAN, SKIPPY"!!!
Everybody be wantin ta know what they should be buyin fo THEY LOVED ONEZ
AND FAMILY MEMBAZ AND POSSE BRUTHAZ!!! Also probly what ta be gettin
fo DA HOT BOOTIE HOZ DAT BE TRYIN TA TAKE ALL YO SHIT!!! So letz
me getz goin on da NEW RELEASEZ so y'all can be knowin, CUZ KNOWLEDGE BE
POWA, AND SO BE GATZ!!!
Shani Twain, "Up!"
Awwwww, SHANIA TRAIN be lookin ta GET IT UP!!! Now DATZ A STOCKING
STUFFA!!! Once she be gettin it UP, I be hoping she be wantin it
TA CUM DOWN HER CHIMNEY, HAMBURGLA!!! Da problem wit this CD be dat
even though it be two discs, it be like THEY BOTH BE DA SAME AND SHIT!!!
Whatz wrong, SHAMBA, y'all couldnt be CUMMIN UP WIT NUTHIN ELSE???
Instead o UP they should have done am did be do fo NAMIN THIS MUG DOWN!!!
Az in PUT IT DOWN!!!
Matchbox Twenty, "More Than You Think You Are"
If this CD be thinkin dat itz GOOD, it be MO THAN IT THINK IT BE, PEACE!!!
Whiny ass HONKY CRAKKA FAGGOTZ be screechin about how THEY IZ TOO GAY!!!
FUKK DAT, HOMEY!!!
Toni Braxton, "More Than a Woman"
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww YEAH!!! Tony Clifton be MO DAN A WOMAN,
she be a SUPA FINE BOOTY BITCH!!! Da way she be pozin on dat cova
she be sayin HIT IT FROM DA BACK, HOT MONEY EXTREME!!! I be happy
ta compliacate of course, cuz I BE IN DA FESTIVE SPIRIT!!! Also da
CD be OK too.
2Pac, "Better Dayz"
DA FUKK??? Eva since TWO PACK be shootin up dat JOHN WILKEZ BOBBIT
o whateva hiz name be, he be puttin out mo CDZ DAN EVA BEFO!!! Maybe
one o theze dayz he be makin sumthin even HALF AZ GOOD AZ MY SHIT!!!
Come on now, aint no way TOO PUCK be even cummin close ta my mastapiece
"TAMIN BOOTIEZ AND SHAMIN CUTIEZ"!!! Now available at PAYPAL, HUSTLA!!!
Cummin off da BACK NINE, it be...
DJ Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's FUNKY HOT SUPAFLY
FLASHBACK HIT FAVORITE, YO!
Sir Mixalot, "Mack Daddy"
This be DA OLD SKOOL SHIT!!! Everyone else just be tryin ta copy
THIS SHIT AND SHIT!!! Of course, since it be a OBVIOUS COPY O MY
SHIT, everyone be really tryin ta LIVE UP TA DA HOT MONEY STANDARD, WORD!!!
But it be havin dat song "BABY BE GOTTIN A FAT ASS BOOTY" which be startin
"Oh my god, LOOK AT DA BIG ASS BOOTY BITCH, BEKKY"!!! Dat be a total
ripoff o my CD "LOOK AT DA BIG ASS BOOTY HO, BEKKY"!!! But it be
OK since I popped a CUPPLE CAPZ IN MIXINARTZ ASS, YO!!!
Jennifer Lopez, "This is Me... Then"
DA FUKK BE DAT TITLE MEANIN??? Why not call da shit "THIS BE ME
THEN NOW THEN CUZ ITZ DA FUTURE IN DA PAST THEN NOW"??? Dat be makin
mo sense DAN DAT SHIT, GUMBO!!! This CD be soundin like da same SCREECHY
ASS SHIT her last CD be soundin like, and once again, DA COVA DONT BE JUST
A CLOSE UP O DA REAR ENTRY!!! Dat all anyone be wantin ta see anyway,
YA GOTZ TA KNOW HOW TA MARKET, BITCH!!! I still be HITTIN IT FROM
DA BACK THOUGH, STRAIGHT UP!!!
System of a Down, "Steal This Album!"
"...CUZ AINT NO ONE EVA GONNA BUY IT"!!!
Mariah Carey, "Charmbracelet"
DA FUKK HAPPENED TA PARIAH COREY??? She uzed ta be all SUPA FINE
and then she be gottin hooked up wit dat NO TALENT HOT MONEY WANNABE PUFF
DRAGGY and now look where she be... DA BOTTOM O DA CHARTZ, DAWG!!!
No wonda she be havin a NERVUSS BREAKDOWN, sumone musta played her DA LAST
CD SHE DID!!!
John Hammond, "Southern Fried"
Anutha RACIST CRAKKA relasin hiz HATE SPEECH LIKE A FAGGOT KYKE POLLACK
CHINK!!! What y'all be tryin ta say there, JOHN??? DA BRUTHAZ
LIKE FRIED CHIKKEN??? Go back ta GERMANIA, YA RACIST KRAUT WAP LIMEY!!!
And now a SNEAKY PEEK fo next WEEKY WEEK:
Phish, "Round Room"
Dat be remindin me o a JOKE!!! How duz y'all be confuzin a
FAGGOT??? PUT HIM IN A ROUND ROOM AND BUST A CAP IN HIZ ASS!!!
DAT BE FUNNY SHIT!!! This CD be pretty funny too in da sense dat
it be LIKE A FAGGOT SOUL TRAIN!!! Y'all KNOWIN what dat shit BE MEANIN,
TOILET PAPA!!!
Dat be dat fo this week, PEPPACORN!!! In short, DONT BE BUYIN
NONE O THEZE CDZ FO CHRISCROSS CUZ AINT ONE OF THEM WORTH SHIT!!!
Cept maybe da TONY BRADLEY CD, dat at least be gottin sum fine ass HO ON
DA COVA, whoeva SHE MAY BE!!! MARY CHRISMUSS, MUTHAFUKKAZ!!!
- DJ HOT MONEY OUT!
Be sure to check out DJ
Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's website. He's
assured us that it's "supa fine like Boone's Farm wine."
