Welcome once again, Assassin Associates.  A certain Lithuanian ambassador has finally been eliminated (you know the one), so it is time once again for some relaxation in the form of conquering the pitiful adversaries that litter the internet highway.  Today Eks had the misfortune of encountering a malicious hoax that was sent by one of the loyal Associates.

The electronic transmission received indicated that the name of this particular web abode was Supercharge, clearly a name which is meant to inspire all to believe it is loaded to capacity with death dealing weaponry such as high current electroshock rifles or possibly even nuclear powered submarines.  Instead it is loaded with absolutely nothing at all.  The entire abode seems to consist of absolutely nothing but hypertext links which lead only to other abodes.  There is also an unusual message at the top of the main room which has the author crying out for some woman named "Ashley" to email him so he may meet her some day at an undisclosed location.  While this would normally lead one to believe that it is little more than the desperate plea of a lonely man to find the only chance he will ever know for any sort of romantic encounter, it is also possible that it is a coded message aimed at the numerous Egyptian terrorists the world over.  The former is probably the case though.

There is much more deception afoot here though.  Prominently featured on the one and only room to this abode are several electronic photographs of canine attack creatures.  They are hyperlinked to another room actually contained within this abode.  However, when one uses the mouse to click on this hyperlink...

A large box appears!  Such powerful mastery of dark magic would scare the ordinary internet surfer, but The Assassin fears nothing.  I entered what would clearly have to be the necessary User Name of "Blood" and the obvious password of "Massacre" and received only this:

A bizarre message notifying Eks that Authorization is required.  But I just supplied this requested information!  Clearly a trick designed to send one's mind into cataclysmic shock.  It makes little sense that one would have to enter a password just to reach this unusual message.  This angered the Assassin, something ill advised at any time.

And so, the tirade of doom began.  This canine protector was wearing is hair in the chosen style of the Samurai, thereby laughing in the face of all trained warriors everywhere.

This one attempted to stop Eks with a tiny length of knotted rope.  Such amateurish stylings serve little purpose other than to amuse The Assassin.  For a brief moment, I even smiled.

This canine foe was a slight mystery.  Though it is apparent that he no longer exists, The Assassin wasn't sure if he had slain the front end or back end of the creature.

The creator of the web abode, one identifying himself only as "Phillip Graham," opted not to photograph himself for the abode, instead choosing to hide behind his foul cohorts.  Nevertheless, his abode was annihilated.  Eks would also now turn his attention on the scoundrel who sent him on such a worthless quest, but decimating small creatures is always invigorating to the soul and a nice change of pace.  But don't think that such mercy will be displayed regularly, at a moment's notice you could still find yourself...

- Eks the Assassin

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