Awwwwww yeah, WELCUM BACK TA DA SHOW, HOT DOG!!! I be gottin a
EMAIL frum dat cat DAMINAL ealier this week. I hadz ta be tranzlatin
it so I could be UNDASTANDIN IT since he dont be writin wit DA PERFEC INGLISH
LIKE I BE WRITIN, WORD!!!
'Sup NIGGA (Daminal alwayz be uzin dat HATE SPEECH cuz he be
a FAGGOT KYKE WOP CHINK!!!)
Yo homie, I be missin yo SMOOTH STYLINZ!!! Pleaze be writin anutha
HOT REVIEW FO ME AND DA HONIEZ!!! Also, send me anutha copy o yo
HOT JAM "Bulletz in DA CRAKKAZ" for me ta give out ta DA NEIGHBAZ AND SHIT!!!
So here I be. Letz get ta da COUNTDOWN O SHIT!!!
Disturbed, "Believe"
Awwww, I be BELIEVIN ALRIGHT!!! Believin dat this shit be MO HEAVY
METAL BULLSHIT, TURKEY!!! It all be like "GAAAAAAAAAR, BURN IN HELL
AND PRAIZE JEEZASS AND EAT FISH GUTZ"!!!
Kenny G, "Paradise"
This be sum blatant FLASE ADVERTIZIN, PEACE!!! It be called "PARADICE"
but when y'all be playin it, it still be KEVIN G, which aint be bein no
PARADICE, GOOFY!!! Paradice would have been bein if y'all put it
in and be heardin da sound of KALVIN B gettin treated ta da GAT ACTION!!!
Natalie Cole, "Ask a Woman Who Knows"
Ask a woman who knowz and she be sayin da following: HOT MONEY
BE ALL SHIZZIN IN DA BIZZIN!!! Awwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah, dat shit be
HOT SHIT!!! They probably also be sayin dat this CD be SUCKIN!!!
India.Arie, "Voyage to India"
Yo, aint dat INDIANA ARIA dat bitch dat be in DA HOT ASS PORNO MOVIEZ
AND SHIT??? Not dat I would know o nuthin, I be thinkin I did dun
wuz am readin dat on DA INTERNERT O SUM SHIT, STRAIGHT UP!!! I wouldnt
be mindin a VOYAGE TA INDIANA, I could be takin da GREYHOUND TRAIN!!!
Awwwwwwwwwwww yeah, dat shit be makin sense!!!
Y'all best be takin NOTEZ, cuz here be...
DJ Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's FUNKY HOT SUPAFLY
FLASHBACK HIT FAVORITE, YO!
The Buggles, "The Age of Plastic"
This shit be da start of da NEWER WAVE o muzic way back in da LATE NINTIEZ
AND SHIT!!! They be doin dat song "VIDEO BE POPPIN A CAP IN DA RADIO
STARZ ASS, BUSTA" and it be all IRONICAL AND SHIT becuz of course a month
later I be shootin da lead singa AND HE BE DEAD!!! O maybe dat wuz
someun else, I CANT BE REMEMBERIN ALL THEM DETAILZ!!!
Beck, "Sea Change"
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, CHECK IT OUT!!! Dat be da dood from dat band
CULTURE CABLE and shit!!! Any minute now be be singin "I BE HUNGRY
LIKE A FUKKIN WOLF CUZ I BE A FAGGOT" o howeva dat shit be soundin.
Aint dat dood be DEAD FROM AIDZ???
LeAnn Rimes, "Twisted Angel"
Awwwww, now this here bitch be gottin da RIGHT IDEA, WORD!!! She
be all TWISTED when I be THROUGH WIT HER, RUSTY!!! There be a song
called "REVIEW MY KISSES AND SHIT", so here goez: PRETTY DAMN GOOD
WHEN THEY BE BELOW DA SOUTHERN HOMOSPHERE!!! I be STRIKING GOLD AGAIN
wit anutha HOT MONEY FUNNY!!!
The Rolling Stones, "Forty Licks"
Dat must be one lick fo every TEN YEARZ THEZE FAGGOTZ BEEN AROUND O
SUM SHIT!!! Maybe in anuth SIX THOUSAND YEARZ they might be makin
sumthin SOMEBODY MIGHT BUY!!! This eazily be da worst of all THREE
OF THEY CDZ, PEACE!!!
And now a SNEEKY PEAK fo next WEEKY WEEK:
Tom Petty, "The Last DJ"
There be ebin a misprin on da cova here, CAN Y'ALL BE SPOTTIN IT LIKE
DAT WHERE BE GOOFUS AND GALLANT BOOK??? It be dat da wordz "BE DJ
HOT MONEY" be missin!!! If we be lucky and shit, datz actually suppozed
ta say "CD" instead of "DJ"!!!
And dat be dat, RAZORBLADE!!! But y'all be knowin dat I be back,
so dont be startin dat FAGGOTY CRYIN AND SHIT!!! Unless y'all just
be cryin cuz TIM PETTY BE RELEASIN A CD, dat be OK THEN!!!
- DJ HOT MONEY OUT!
Be sure to check out DJ
Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's website. He's
assured us that it's "supa fine like Boone's Farm wine."
