Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww YEAH MUTHAFUKKAZ!!! Y'all be KNOWIN
dat da clock on da wall be sayin dat it be TIME FO SUM MO HOT SHIT HOT
MONEY STYLE, TEEN STEAM!!! But first, we be needin ta check out MY
LATEST NEWS GATHERIN FEUD!!!
Straight out da FRONT PAGEZ, this here be DJ
FAGGOT and he spinz sa SUPA PIZZA O POWA in orda ta try and CATCH
DA HOT MONEY WAVE!!! He aint nuthin but a PUNK ASS PUNK THOUGH, WORD
UP!!! But ya'll probably be SICK O DAT NEWZ SINCE IT BE EVERYWHERE,
so letz get ta da COUNTDOWN O OTHA SHIT!!!
Kelly Willis, "Easy"
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, YO!!! Dat shit be TIGHT!!! Not afta
I BE THROUGH WIT IT THOUGH!!! Y'all could am do iz wuz be do am fo
DRIVIN A GEO MERTRO THROUGH IT!!! And dat shit AINT EAZY, DATZ FO
SHO!!! Well maybe a little eazy.
Neko Case, "Blacklisted"
And there it BE, HOTLIPZ!!! Once again da WHITE HONKEY be tryin
ta PUT DOWN DA BRUTHAZ!!! It be like da EJACULATION PROSTATION all
ova again and SHIT!!! Look at dat AIRPLANE in da smoke too, tryin
ta say dat da BRUTHAZ BE BEHIND FLYIN AIRPLANEZ INTA DA SEARZ TOWA AND
SHIT!!! Just like da CRACKAZ!!! Dont buy this FAGGOT SHIT,
buy my new jam about RACIAL HARMONY dat be am entitled "BOOTY SWEETIN AND
CRACKA BEATIN" available in ALL STOZ WIT GOOD MUZIC (AND DAT BE MY BASEMENT)!!!
Dixie Chicks, "Home"
Straight up, what kind of SICK ASS FUKKAZ be wantin sum muzic by DICKZ
ON CHIKZ??? I be thinkin dey wuz pretty HOT SUPA FAT BOOTIEZ til
I be seein dat they name be CHIKZ WIT DICKZ!!! Yeah, I be gottin
a HOME fo y'all MUTHAFUKKAZ, and it be FIVE FEET DOWN SOUTH, YO!!! Awwwwwwww
yeah, y'all KNOW what dat be meanin!!! They still pretty hot though.
Blind Boys of Alabama, "Higher Ground"
Finally, sum BRUTHAZ!!! Unfotunately, this shit be makin me want
ta find a HIGHA GROUND, high so I can DROP THIS CD A LONGA WAY!!!
This shit dont be nuthing but "BE PRAIZIN JEZRAS" o sumshit!!! Who
da fukk be JEEZERS??? Must sum new RAPPA TRYIN TA HORN IN ON MY TERRITORY,
PEACE!!!
Breakin down WALLZ, here be...
DJ Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's FUNKY HOT SUPAFLY
FLASHBACK HIT FAVORITE, YO!
Manfred Mann's Earth Band, "Somewhere in Afrika"
Da one dat be STARTIN EM ALL!!! A few decadez lata, NEAL SIMON
and PETA GENESIS be uzin da BRUTHAZ IN DA HOMIELAND ta spice up they normal
FAGGOT MUZIC, but this wuz dun am be bein da first eva recording of DA
BRUTHAZ CHANTIN, WORD!!! Everytime I be hearin them sing "ZOOBA LAHOOBA
BOOBA FAT BOOTY" it be makin me tear up thinkin about DA OPPRESSION MY
PEOPLE HAZ BEEN THROUGH!!! Too bad MANFORD AND SONN wuznt a BRUTHA
himself o I wouldnt have been havin ta GET DA GAT EXECUTIONA STYLE!!!
BBMak, "Into your Head"
DA FUKK??? It be a good thing dat theze doodz be callin da album
"I GIVE HEAD" becuz they clearly HOMO LIKIN FAGGOTZ OF A GAY NATURE!!!
And what be wit dat POZE, TURKEY??? They be like all huddled tagetha
goin "OOH NO, WE BE SHIVERIN cuz we be out in DA SUNLIGHT and DJ HOT MONEY
BE GETTIN DA GAT SOON"!!! AND THEY BE RIGHT!!!
Alice Peacock, "Alice Peacock"
Awwwwwwwwwww yeah, I BE KNOWIN WHAT Y'ALL IZ THINKIN!!! Wit a
name like ALISON PISSCOKK and songz like "ALL CONSUMIN LUV" and "DOOD IN
DA BACKSEAT O MY CHEVY CAVALIER", y'all be KNOWIN WHAT I GOTZ TA SAY ABOUT
THIS!!! And y'all BE RIGHT!!! It be pretty good muzic and y'all
ought ta check it out.
Aaron Carter, "Another Earthquake"
Should have been called ANUTHA FAGGOT PARADE!!!
And now a SNEAKY PEEK fo next WEEKY WEEK:
Gary Moore, "Scars"
Yeah, this dood be gottin SCABZ alright, FROM DA AIDEZ INFECTION!!!
Dont y'all be takin dat joke o I be gettin my HIGH PRICED LAWYA ON YO ASS!!!
Dat doez it fo this week, METAMUCIL!!! I be goin back ta my WORLD
CLUB CIRCUIT where I go around ta all the CLUBZ IN MY HOOD and then LEAVE!!!
DAT SHIT BE TIGHT!!!
- DJ HOT MONEY OUT!
Be sure to check out DJ
Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's website. He's
assured us that it's "supa fine like Boone's Farm wine."
