Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo y'all CRAZY TWO TIMAZ OUT THERE!!!  Da DJ be back in DA HOUSE wit my uzual mix of SUPA HITZ and also CDZ DAT OTHA PEOPLE BE RELEASIN, DAWG!!!  Letz be gettin ta da COUNTDOWN O DA CHAMPIONZ!!!

Yo, STRAIGHT UP G, this CD be remindin me O MY LAST CONCERT!!!  Not da FAGGOT ASS SHIT on da CD, but da TWO SUPA FINE FAT BOOTIEZ dat be seein me AFTA DA SHOW!!!  And they be seein ALL O ME if y'all CATCH DAT TIGHT SHIT, WONDABREAD!!!  They namez be sumthin like MORCHEEMA and CHARGAMBO which be what made me THINK O DAT!!!  O maybe it wuz be dun am been FRED AND ETHEL!!!  Y'all be KNOWIN what dat SHIT MEANZ, AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH!!!

 DA FUKK BE GOIN ON HERE???  I be thinkin this be DA SHIT fo gettin da honiez IN DA SUPA BOOTY MOODY, but instead it just be DA SHIT!!!  Just be sum old dudez playin sum JAZZ O SUM SHIT like dat which everybody knowz DIED OUT IN DA 1800Z!!!  Get wit da timez, GRAMPA!!!

Dat be da most APPROPRIATIONALIZED COVA YET, PEACE!!!  Theze FAGGOTZ here aint be doin nuthin good so here we see them PICKIN UP TRASH cuz it be da only way they can MAKE ANY MONEY!!!  Yo, WORD UP, I be pickin up DA TRASH sumtimez too, DA WHITE TRASH!!!  HOT MONEY scorez again wit anutha FUNNY ASS JOKE!!!

DONT BE LOOKIN NOW, but it lookz like sumbody dun OPENED UP DA GATEZ down at da OLD FAGGOTZ HOME and let DERF LIZZARD OUT FO DA WEEKEND!!!  They be puttin out sum CD which be soundin EXACTLY like they CD "PYROLONIA" dat be cummin out BACK IN DA 70Z AND SHIT!!!  Then they be callin it X afta MALCOLM IN DA MIDDLE, dat guy who be causdin all DA RACIAL HARMONIEZ YO, LIKE BOYZ TA MEN!!!  If y'all be SMART AZ ME, y'all just be pickin up my newest CROWD PLEASA, "BUMPIN BOOTIEZ WIT DA CHOCOLATE CUTIEZ"!!!

Crashin down like a CANNON BLIZZARD, it be...

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah, now we be SPEAKIN ON DA SAME PAGE, BARNEY!!!  Theze here FAT BOOTY BITCHEZ be showin how it be DUN wit they HOT ASS SMASH DEBUT CD!!!  It be havin dat song "I LIKE IT LIKE DAT" which be writtin about MY SWEET LOVIN MAD SKILLZ, DAWG!!!  They also be puttin on da SUPA JAM "SOLO POWA" which be about how bitchez alwayz be FEELIN UP THEY SELVEZ when I aint be bein around TA SATISFY LIKE A GUARANTEED SNICKAZ BAR, PEACE!!!

Yo, this bitch look like mo o a MIRROR BREAKA wit dat UGLY ASS MUG O HERZ!!!  She be lookin kinda sad though, MUST BE CUZ SHEZ ON DA SHORT BUS, STRAIGHT UP!!!  People alwayz be makin fun o da SHORT BUS but I dont be knowin whatz so FUKKIN FUNNY, I be ridin dat shit when I be in skool cuz da otha bus be FULL O FAGGOTZ!!!

Whatz we be gottin here, SLIM PIKKINZ???  This bitch be havin SUM FOTUNE, alright, DA FOTUNE IN MY PANTZ!!!  This CD be OK except dat da picture be too close so y'all cant be judgin DA DOOKIE BOOTY, WORD!!!  Da two songz "YESSIREE" and "GOIN DOWN" be clearly about her FANTASIEZ ABOUT ME AND MY SLICK ASS MOVEZ THOUGH, JELLBELLY!!!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww YEAH!!!  Now we in HOT MONEY TERRITORY, HOT DOG!!!  Theze here be sum SUPA FLY ASS DEF GIRLY GIRLZ!!!  I be goin up ta them and be sayin "YO, LETZ HAVE NO SECRETZ BETWEEN US"  And they be like "YEAH, OK"  And be be like "Good, now DROP YO DRAWAZ"!!!  Honiez be diggin dat SWEET FAGGOT TALK just dont be takin it too far be sayin they PRETTY o nuthin FAGGOTY like dat o they be PUNCHIN Y'ALL IN DA KIDNEY STONE!!!

Herez a SNEAKY PEEK fo next WEEKY WEEK:

Look at THIS SHIT, DAWG!!!  Dat FLABBY ACTA MERLON BARNDO be puttin out a CD FRUM BEYOND DA GRAVE!!!  And how did he write a song FO ME???  I think da name o dat song be bein "IT BE A GOOD THING I IZ ALREADY DEAD O Y'ALL WOULD DO IZ AM BE KILLIN MY ASS"!!!

Dat be dat FO THIS TIME AROUND DA CURTAIN, PEACE!!!  I cant be thinkin o NUTHIN ELSE ta say, so I just be doin my PATENTED BEAT BOXIN FO YA!!!  There howd y'all be LIKIN DAT SHIT???  IT BE TIGHT, I KNOW!!!

- DJ HOT MONEY OUT!

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