Salutations, Assassin Associates.  Eks has returned once again to aid in your training and to also provide valuable lessons to the web abode community.  I mentioned last time that one of my Associates sent a rather lengthy list of targets.  The Assassin continues to work his way through said list.

This time, Eks was called upon to visit a web abode diabolically naming itself "Cleverstuff."  The reason this is so diabolical is because, after close and careful inspection, it is anything but clever.  It is, in all factual truth, a complete waste of both time and space.  There are but two pages of any information, and even that information is totally meaningless to anyone who would possibly be surfing the internet highway.  It is almost as though the creator, one James Buller, were trying with all his might to make a web abode that absolutely no one would ever visit under any circumstances.

But The Assassin did indeed arrive, and the results were none too surprising.

The only other area of information was titled "About Me."  Once has to wonder why any person would care to know any information about James Buller.  The only thing good about this page was that provided images of this person's parents, allowing Eks to plan out his next slaughter.

The current slaughter, however, went exactly as expected.

James Buller himself obviously provided no challenge whatsoever to me.  It may have only taken a matter of fractions of seconds to disable him completely.  This web abode was astonishingly empty of any content.  The only section The Assassin didn't mention was the Guestbook section, as it is well known that my Associates like to slice that for me.  At least the intelligent ones do, as they know if they don't, their future will be much like this one's...

After such a brief and ridiculously simple battle, Eks decided to check out another potential foe.

The next on the long list of potential targets was a web abode entitled "Our New Baby," and it was quite a puzzling affair.  From all indications, it was created by a newborn human baby.  This does not seem possible, though Eks must admit that a newborn baby could do a better job of web abode creation than many of my past victims.  However, how could an infant be capable of typing or operating the complex tools involved in putting web abodes on the internet highway?

In any event, The Assassin would not be dissuaded from his task.

This area contained several happy creatures moving with delight in what must be a Satanic celebration of some sort.  Presumably, they celebrate the arrival of this newborn person.

They certainly did not celebrate the arrival of Eks, however.

A baffling mystery accosts the abode surfer at this point as the newborn person presents pictures of herself.  How can an infant know how to operate a camera, much less operate the timer function of a camera?  There must be powerful forces at work in this abode.

Fortunately, there is no more powerful force than The Assassin.

Though the elderly and the very young may seem like passive and somewhat undeserving victims, please keep in mind that these are both foul creatures who have mastered web adobe creation before even being able to walk unassisted or keep from soiling themselves.  They are obviously not what they seem.  Well, now they are, as they seem to be dead.

Another chapter in Eks's great book has ended.  Can none withstand my might?  The answer, of course, is no.

- Eks the Assassin

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