Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, y, YOOOOOO!!! I be cummin
back at y'all LIKE A JET TRAIN, SIDEWINDA!!! This week I be gettin
sum mo o my PATENTED FAN MAIL:
I laughed my ass off when I read this web page! This is the worst (and
therefore funniest) use of Ebonics that I've ever read or heard! And
your own web site is funny too! I'm sending all my friends to this
Nothing Sacred web page and your web site so that they can get a laugh
too. Keep it up!
You, this dude be ON DA RIGHT TRACK!!! He be sayin dat my shit be
SO GOOD, itz FUNNY dat no one else BE EVEN CLOSE!!! He sayz he be
likin my use of EBARNIKZ, but I dont be knowin what DAT SHIT MEANZ!!!
I think it be HONKEY WHITEY SLANG fo "SUPA HOT FRESH SILLY FLY ASS DJ/RAPPIN"
which wuz gonna be da name o MY NEXT CRAZY CD, but now I think I be callin
it "YEEBONNETZ" so dat da CRACKAZ be knowin what itz all about, HARLEY
DAVIDSON!!! Letz get ta DA COUNTDOWN, PEACE!!!
Dirty Vegas, "Dirty Vegas"
Yo, they should have been namin this one DIRTY RODRIGUEZ, JULIO!!!
Datz anutha funny DJ Hot Money ORIGINAL JOKE becuz I know y'all MUTHAFUKKAZ
be diggin my COMEDIC STYLINGZ, DAWG!!! This shit be lookin like dat
ACTRESS DYKE SANDY BERNHARMT o whateva her name be, except IT SOUNDZ WORSE!!!
Doves, "The Last Broadcast"
Awwww, we can only be hopin dat this be DA LAST BROADCAST, cuz aint
no one wantin ta be HEARIN NUTHIN MO FROM THEZE FAGGOTY WIMP FAGGOTZ!!!
Da album be really good until y'all be hittin da song "INTRO"!!!
Datz anutha HOT MONEY COMEDY GEM becuz dat be da FIRST SONG!!! HOW
DUZ I DO IT???
New Found Glory, "Sticks and Stones"
NOW WE GETTIN SUMWHERE!!! I be gettin this CD so dat I can be
RECREATIN DAT FRONT COVA!!! I be like "YO, ZAMBUUBUU, y'all be wantin
ta GRAB MY STICK AND STONEZ like this bitch here be doin"??? And she be
like "DATZ NEW FOUND GORLY!!!" Then I be HITTIN IT FROM DA BACK!!!
A NO MISS plan from ME TA YOU, DROOPY!!!
David Bowie, "Heathen"
AAAAHHHH!!! Da ZOMBIEZ be RULIN DA EARTH!!! They try ta
hypmotize y'all wit their REALLY BAD MUZIC, then they be eatin YO BRAINZ
o RAISIN BRAN o SUM SHIT, I don't know nuthin about zombiez!!! DON'T
FALL INTA DA TRAP, ROXY CARMICHAL!!!
Straight outta CORMPTON, it be...
DJ Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's FUNKY HOT SUPAFLY
FLASHBACK HIT FAVORITE, YO!
Marlo Thomas and Friends, "Free to Be You and Me"
MARLY THAMES not only be SUPA FINE, she also be A PRETTY GOOD SINGA!!!
Here she be PUMPIN OUT DA MASTA JAMZ wit sum washed up TV STARZ like ALLLEN
ALBA from dat show "MASHED" which wuz about POTATOEZ O SUM SHIT!!!
This alwayz be gettin DA CROWD PUMPIN except fo dat song "IT BE OK TA CRY
IF Y'ALL BE A FAGGOT" by ROSEY PEREZ!!! Dat shit just do am iz dun
fo bein RIDICULOUS, WORD!!!
Paulino Rubio, "Border Girl"
AWWWWWWWWW YEAH!!! I think I be goin up ta PAULINE RUBY and sayin
"Yo, BORDER GIRL, why dont y'all be goin NORTH OF DA BORDER, GIRL"!!!
Dat turnz dem inta MELTED BUTTA every time, GUARANTEED!!!
Anastacia, "Freak of Nature"
AWWWWW DOUBLE YEAH!!! I be goin up ta this bitch and sayin "Word
up, ANASTELLA, y'all be wanitn ta get on DA FREAK OF THE NATURE"???
Then she be lettin me SMACK DAT ASS!!! HOT MONEY WINZ AGAIN, TURRET!!!
Our Lady Peace, "Gravity"
At least these DUDEZ be gettin DA NAME RIGHT!!! THEY SHO IZ LADIEZ!!!
I think I be GETTIN DA GAT on these SOUL FAGGOT TRICKSTAZ and showin them
a DEMONSTRATIONISM OF GRAVITY IN ACTION!!! Dat be MAKIN SENSE, STRAIGHT
UP!!!
And now a SNEAKY PEEK fo next WEEKY WEEK:
Shedaisy, "Knock on the Sky"
Time fo me ta MEET THIS SHEBOIGAN and say ta them "How I about I KNOCK
ON YO PANTZ"??? Did y'all eva wonda where I be cummin up wit my SUPA
FLY LINEZ FO DA LADIEZ??? Well FUKK Y'ALL MUTHAFUKKAZ, I AINT TELLIN!!!
Lotz o HOTTIEZ on da countdown this week!!! I wouldnt recommend
LISTNIN ta nun o their muzic CUZ IT ALL BE SHIT, but at least y'all can
LOOK AT DA HONIEZ ON DA COVAZ!!! And datz what MUZIC REALLY BE ABOUT
ANYWAY, right CARMINE???
- DJ HOT MONEY OUT!
Be sure to check out DJ
Hot Money Smooth Mo Dee Daddy Ice Papa Smurf's website. He's
assured us that it's "supa fine like Boone's Farm wine."
