Salutations, internet drones.  There was much mystery and confusion in recent times, as my electronic mail inbox had suddenly gone blank.  After conferring with several of the notorious rapscallions of this very web abode, The Assassin was informed that a rogue mercenary had somehow deleted all of my electronic mail transmissions.  The Assassin was not pleased.  Luckily, several new requests have found their way to Eks.

The first such request directed Eks to a den of villainy known as Etherphoria.  This name may sound somewhat familiar to many of you.  That is because it was also the secret term for the Jewish internment camps during the glorious testament to mass slaughter known as World War II.  It is a safe bet that the horror and evil that was associated with that name in the past is still associated with it to this day.  Etherphoria is what The Assassin considers to be the most blatant attempt to murder people with its sheer amount of horrible content.  Each page is done in difficult to see dark colors and tiny print which makes the unsuspecting surfer have to sit with his face directly on the computer's screen just in order to make out the words.  After all this effort, the surfer then wishes he never would have read the words.  The magnitude of their uselessness is unparalleled.  I could see my work was cut out for me.

However, I love my work.

The "Rants" section was clearly named for the ranting lunacy they are designed to elicit.  While heralded as a poignant look at thought provoking concepts, the "Rants" are nothing more than the insane ramblings of a suicidal schizophrenic.

Of course, no mentally ill person is a match for Eks.

The "Funny" section must be named for the gales of laughter the insane author of this tribute to sub par web abode creation must be emitting all day and night at the thought of anyone being foolish enough to enter his abode.  This section contains many of the same pointless stories Eks has encountered before on his other conquests.  The one about a female defecating has challenged me at least twice before.

And as so many times before, this one falls.

A clever trap laid by a maniacal psychopath.  The "Written" section promises many pieces about various important social issues, yet all that is there is a message stating that the section is not done yet.  This, more than anything, shows that this particular abode is a devious attempt to break the human spirit.  The possibility also exists that it's merely nothing more than a very bad attempt by an extremely poorly skilled web abode creator.

Whichever the case may be, it cannot withstand The Assassin's onslaught.

The deranged/incompetent creator of this web abode, also named Etherphoria, opted not to display a picture of himself out of pure cowardice.  He did display a picture of his father, who bears striking resemblance to a member of a cult Eks recently disemboweled.  As is always the case, he stood no chance against Eks.

So now we may enter another victory into the proverbial "win column" of The Assassin.  In all honesty, it was an empty victory.  The abode contained nothing that could even remotely rival my power, so it took the least amount of time to destroy yet.  There were still many sections Eks didn't even bother to check after seeing how empty and meaningless the first few were.  There's even a spot called "Forums" which appears to open to public interaction.  Perhaps you could slice that for me.  If you opt not to waste your time, Eks would understand, and for once you will not end up...

- Eks the Assassin

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