Miraculo the Magnificent is a somewhat elusive person.  Her age, national origin, full name, and place of birth are all unknown at this time.  What is known is that she was born of poor but proud lineage to a traveling band of gypsy fortune tellers.

Miraculo's mother taught her the many secrets and tricks involved in looking into the future, including Tarot cards, star charts, crystal balls, palm readings, and several other methods known to be criminally illegal.  Honing her skills over the many years, Miraculo was driven to become the best.  Her goal was to become a nationally known gypsy psychic hypnotist, operating a multi-million dollar call in psychic phone network.  Then, tragedy struck.

Mistress Cleo stole Miraculo's dream and capitalized on it.  Dejected and depressed, Miraculo returned to the gypsy caravan to try and find other ways of spreading her good word.

Gazing into her crystal ball, Miraculo discovered a rather puzzling message in a foreign tongue which she translated into "Pork bellies, asphalt, and fried lederhosen."  This message confused her to no end.

She realized after months of trying to crack the code that she had in fact translated it wrong, and it said "Sacred World Wide Web."  This led her to our site, and a belief that we could help her to see the world's future.  While we don't particularly condone the belief in psychic abilities, quite frankly, she's hot.  So we said yes.

And so she came to work for us.  We only rarely hear from her, but she's more than happy to read our palms or tell us our future--for a price, of course.  If you have any questions for her, please feel free to ask her as well.

- Danimal