Little information is available about the mysterious Eks (pronounced "X").  He is secretive, sly, and shifty.  Oh, and murderous.  Did we mention murderous?  We're not sure from whence he comes, how old he is, or even what he looks like, which is probably for the best, because if we did he'd probably kill us on the spot.  All we know is that he has killed many, many people.

One day, risking life and limb, we followed Eks around and stealthily filmed his every move.  We can only hope that he never sees this page, or we'll be corpses within moments.

Eks starts the day be sneaking into KFC before they open to swipe some food.  Even deadly assassins remember that breakfast is the most important meal of they day, after all.

After breakfast, it's off to the store to pick up a few things he needs:  eggs, milk, bread, and 10 gauge wire (for strangling people).

Ooops!  Eks is an aspiring gardener, though I'm pretty sure petunias aren't supposed to do that.  I guess he doesn't quite have the green thumb most people think he has.

Hey, killing people can be hard work!  After a particularly bloody slaughter, nothing tastes better than a nice Camel.  Aaaaahh, it's flavor country.

Eks realizes he forgot a few items, so he sneaks back to the store.  Luckily, no one sees him, thanks to some crafty skulking on his part.

Dinner time, and Eks is quite the fan of Wendy's.  It looks like he's also quite the fan of pepper.  That must be what gives him that extra burst of vengeance and hatred.

Aaawwww, isn't that cute?!?  Eks hits the hay and calls it a night.

And that's it, nothing more is known of this mysterious and enigmatic force.  We hope this has been helpful in understanding the most dangerous member of the Nothing Sacred team.

- Danimal